CAN I JUST?
Tony Head sexual frustration blog. Now with 10% more incoherent keyboard-mashing!
Anonymous said: *licks your page and slobbers all over keyboard* OMNOMNOM.
Anonymous said: YOUR BLOG IS MAKING MY OVARIES EXPLODE. I CANNOT EVEN.
I’ve never gotten the whole “exploding ovaries” thing. I mean, your ovaries have absolutely nothing to do with sexual pleasure. It would make more sense to say that your clitoris is exploding.
Anyway, thank you!